Update

As I write this I recall that I did make some goals for November. It is now December first and too late to make a mad dash to accomplish them. I did do one thing, though, toward making smarter submissions.

I've been researching *stifles a yawn* and researching. And, oh, doing more research.

I now know the publishing trends of eleven major publishers, including how many debut authors they've bought from in the last four years. I know which ones favor anthropomorphism, word play and humor. I know which ones lean more toward didactism, celebrity authors and high concept. I know the take-out preferences of certain editors, and which ones will return a postcard submission reply.

I've had my daughter make files for me because she likes to be a little helper. She even filed the info for me after I printed out my reports. Those very scientific reports that give information like "query only--crapshoot" and "only agented--ice cube's chance" Oh, and "No debuts in five years--don't bother"

A list of titles has been compiled. My job now is to comb the biggest library in town for them, read them and make the appropriate notes in the appropriate files. Then, write these very personalized cover letters evidencing all this careful study blah blah blah.

So far it's been an enlightening experience. I've learned quite a bit and, mostly, I'm glad I'm almost done with this part. Of course, the system will require upkeep. Right now I think hiring my daughter sounds good--so far she exhibits more "agent skill" than I do!