I find myself in kindergarten again. It is the most fertile ground for kid humor, I've found. Today there were definite religious overtones to these overheards:
Boy: I have superpowers, you know.
Girl at his table: There are only two people who have super powers. Santa Claus and God.
Me: What about the Easter Bunny?
Girl: Oh, yeah, him too.
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Two Girls approached me at playtime:
Girl #1--We were playing with--
Girl #2--With the dollies and--
Girl #1--And the little blender thingie, you know, with all the little teeny tiny white balls in it--
Girl #2--We didn't DO it--
Girl #1--Yeah, well, the TOP came unglued and--
Girl #2--WE didn't do it! But the balls came out and they're all--
Girl #1--(gesturing wildly) All over the FLOOR!
Girl #2--But WE DIDN'T--
Girl #1--Someone else DID it, but we just--
Girl #2--Yeah, we just FOUND it--
Girl #1--We think maybe Jesus did it.
Yep, that's my motto. When in doubt, blame. . . Jesus? Then again, I suppose that's not unheard of.
1 comment:
Lori, that is a scream! What a great opportunity, being around young ones like that. Thanks for sharing. -- Tim
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